Hey, it worked for the Beatles. This thread is a place to post a crazy rumor about your fellow Back Porch members, or any members of XTC who may stop by. By the way, has anyone invited Andy lately? Rumor has it that he may be a lurker...
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here--this is the war room.
The artist formally known as miles is beginning his first world tour. He will appear to all the people of the planet, while they are helpless in in REM sleep and deliver a message. One my talented team of writers is jamming on right now!
I haven't figured out the merch angle yet, but some post-sleep hypnosis may be employed. Don't be alarmed, you can opt out by staying awake.