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Post by Mare on Jul 4, 2022 20:05:04 GMT
I was thinking the same thing when the subject of a BP Orgy was mentioned.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 5, 2022 9:58:36 GMT
You people can all get fucked.
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Post by donavan on Jul 5, 2022 11:39:16 GMT
You people can all get fucked. At the orgy?
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Post by Mare on Jul 5, 2022 17:10:52 GMT
Isn't that the point? Finntrovertigo, maybe you should have used an exclamation point at the end of your remark to emphasize your point (and excitement.)
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Post by donavan on Jul 5, 2022 18:46:03 GMT
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Post by Mare on Jul 6, 2022 16:14:28 GMT
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 8, 2022 3:44:31 GMT
Don't appreciate my orgy joke? Fine--you can never get fucked ever again. Is that a good thing or a bad one?
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Post by Mare on Jul 8, 2022 18:07:40 GMT
Don't appreciate my orgy joke? Fine--you can never get fucked ever again. Is that a good thing or a bad one? That is already my current plan. Didn't I laugh at your joke? Hmmm.
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Post by Mare on Jul 8, 2022 18:26:08 GMT
Our appreciation goes out to our newest mayor. Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, how does the annual Back Porch Orgy fit into the budget (and is this last part a new sexual euphemism)? Don't thank me until my reign of terror I mean term of office is over. Pleasantries should never be out of the way. Always say "Please" and "Thank you"...and if the situation necessitates an "I love you" make sure you add that tag line. If you insist in having a Back Porch Orgy, have it next year when I am out of office and on an extended vacation. Otherwise, I shan't be attending, but instead will be at Back Porch Memorial Hospital getting the bandages and splints ready to paste you guys back together-you know how it was last time. All the broken arms and...etc... that required my return from my Pandemic Sea Voyage 2020 and I missed out on a lot of water slides and midnight buffets. (Word to the wise-make sure you have all the appropriate shots, antibiotics and party favors together before the event, you lazy bleepers! Don't be calling me at the last minute. You people need to plan ahead. No pun intended.) Finntrovertigo, the above is me answering your joke with a joke of my own. The joke may be hidden in the midst of a whole lot of other unnecessary verbiage, though. To break it down: Use Proper Orgy Manners My Request that bleep fest be delayed until my term is up An Announcement that I won't attend bleep fest, don't ask me to return from vacay to tape you guys back together after you wreck the BP. Buy your condoms, gadgets, whips and chains and don't call me to bring that shit over because you bleeping forgot it. Then, to close, I made a blow job pun, but denied that was what it was. Additional Note: When you see this icon, , I am joking, teasing or joining in on the hilarity. If I forget it, you can always post ?
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Post by donavan on Jul 9, 2022 0:18:01 GMT
I've got loads of spare Viagra. $10 a pill. Plus exchange rate charges.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 9, 2022 0:54:42 GMT
Does that include V.A.T.?
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Post by donavan on Jul 9, 2022 7:48:26 GMT
Viagra added Tax. No that is extra charged at 50%. You are looking at $20 a pill. I know that is a bit stiff but that's the point innit?
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 9, 2022 14:50:39 GMT
I can't afford those prices, Don--I'm too hard up.
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Post by donavan on Jul 9, 2022 23:55:22 GMT
Then you don't need them. Have a nice day.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Oct 12, 2022 23:09:30 GMT
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