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Post by donavan on Apr 2, 2020 22:46:08 GMT
Because three's a crowd.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Apr 19, 2020 2:51:07 GMT
if that is the case, we have way too many people on the Back Porch, so some folks will have to volunteer to be cannibalized by the others until there are only two left. Anyone willing to volunteer should raise a meaty, savory, delicious, saliva-inducing hand.
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Post by donavan on Apr 19, 2020 9:09:32 GMT
Don-er kebab anyone?
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Post by Terra Incognita on Apr 27, 2020 21:47:18 GMT
I'm terrafically meaty, beaty, big and bouncy.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 13, 2020 18:43:55 GMT
It's a Dog eat Dog world.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 4, 2020 18:43:07 GMT
Now we're getting a huge influx of lurkers. We're going to have to eat a lot people to keep the population in check, so try not to fill up on bread.
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Post by donavan on Jul 5, 2020 9:04:46 GMT
We can freeze them and eat them later.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 5, 2020 14:14:42 GMT
Just be sure to package them properly--who wants human flesh with freezer burn?
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Post by donavan on Jul 6, 2020 9:54:39 GMT
Ned's ordered ten chest freezers for the Basement. They are coming Tuesday so somebody will need to be at home.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 6, 2020 21:40:17 GMT
Use the Back Porch Postal Service--they will deliver at a time of your request, for a reasonable fee of $10,000.
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Post by donavan on Jul 7, 2020 0:02:13 GMT
Or just PM.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 7, 2020 1:53:05 GMT
Every time you don't use the BPPs, Ned loses a wing to his mansion.
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Post by donavan on Jul 7, 2020 10:16:09 GMT
He'll have to stay grounded then.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 7, 2020 14:19:47 GMT
Oops--he just lost a flight of stairs.
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Post by Introvertigroo on May 23, 2021 2:56:23 GMT
I'm glad this thread didn't devolve into puns. Cannibalism is in much better taste.
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