Ned, our benevolent dictator, has graciously allowed one of us to be the Back Porch Mayor, a largely ceremonial title with no real power, but a coveted position nonetheless. So, fellow XTC fans, what will be the platforms of your mayoral campaigns? We'll be playing by American political rules, so mudslinging against your opponents is not only allowed but encouraged; unlimited campaign donations may be collected to spread your vile messages; and extramarital affairs, drug use, and an inability to compose a rational thought in no way hamper your ability to assume the office of mayor. Let's campaign!
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here--this is the war room.