|
Post by Introvertigroo on May 10, 2020 2:00:26 GMT
All you pretty girls should get tested right away--I was less than forthcoming about my history of venereal diseases.
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on May 24, 2020 1:33:28 GMT
I say why on earth do you revolve around me, aren't you aware of the Covid-19?
|
|
|
Post by donavan on May 24, 2020 11:16:11 GMT
All of a sudden (we are all social distancing) English Roundabout two metres.
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 2, 2020 16:11:45 GMT
For I see people who will scratch and spit and kick and fight, just because they have been asked to wear masks.
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 8, 2020 3:23:48 GMT
To turn their skins of black into the skins of your brightest gold dress.
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 20, 2021 18:50:25 GMT
Smalltown, coughing in the toilet, low-grade fever, loss of taste--should I get a covid test?
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on May 23, 2021 22:39:24 GMT
Life is good in the gangrenehouse.
|
|
|
Post by bluedemon25 on May 23, 2021 22:49:57 GMT
Hairy Palms on Nigel
|
|
|
Post by bluedemon25 on May 23, 2021 22:52:07 GMT
Seagulls Screaming Cunt, Cunt
|
|
|
Post by bluedemon25 on May 23, 2021 22:57:05 GMT
Let me give it a try. White Corpuscle Music Go Toe Eardrums and Wires Fingerish Settlement Back Sea Bummer The Big Toe Express Eyelarking Organs and Lemons Ponsuch Nipple Penis Volume 1 Wasp Sternum Throat of Many Cupboards Cortexplode Together Earwaxworks Kneeswax Jules Nerve's Sketchbook Chins From the Chocolate Fireball Fuzzy Earbles Trachea/The Lure of Salvagina Leg and Bone Buffeet Let me add: Instrupenis
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 23, 2021 1:46:01 GMT
Trying to cock up my list, eh?
|
|
|
Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 23, 2021 2:25:51 GMT
It wasn't that hard to do Don't be so stiff about it. I can of course understand if you aren't a fan of my suggestion. That is, different strokes for different folks.
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 23, 2021 2:45:43 GMT
Fine--I'll give it a second glans.
|
|
|
Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 23, 2021 5:11:07 GMT
Very Rude and Lewd Or Medical Issues Edition, for you Intro:
Selections from A Through M, Titles Redone or Parenthetical subtitles added:
Across The Asshole The Afflicted Eardrum Burst Bop All Aboard for Buboe Land All Along the Watchtower All I Dream Of Is A Fuckbuddy Pull Out (It's Too Late) All You Pretty Boys (Show us your member) Am I The Kinda Girl To Show You My Tits? Anchor Assway Anus mundi Another Dick Pic Ass & Tits Are You Receiving Me? Is it In yet? The Fart Song (Something Stinks With Your Life) At The Clinic Anyone Comes From A Reacharound
Fun Bags Of Babs The Ballad of Peter Cockenspiel Balls and Cock Bang You, Feel Alive Battery Brides (Andy Vibrates With Fun) Beat The Meat Bigger Than That (I Like Them) Big Day (Losing Virginity) Mustache Ride On The Man Black Jewelled Prince Albert Of AssPounding
Blame the Headache
The Erotic Poet Blowin You Away (Come At Last) Blue Balls My Dick Is Burning When I Pee Come In Your Mouth
Banging Boss's Daughter Bronze Cockrings On Genitals Fuckstick Rhythm Brown-Out On Perineum
Bungalow Blowjob Burning With Chlamydia You've Got A Hairy Bush, Man
Chain For Commanding Your Gimp Chapel Lane Dirty Vicar Cheap Perfume, Cheap Hooker Busting The Cherry in Your Tree Children Love Our Lollypop Chocolate Edible Undies
Clap Clap Clap (Help Me Doctor I Have The) Watch My Cock Dance Cunt-munity Worker Pants Down Complicated Position Fuckbuddies of Pop Countdown to Key-swapping Party Time Cock-o-dile Cross Dressing Crowded Entrance (Double Penetration) The Rusty Trombone
Stick It In Take It Out The Day They Pulled My Pants Down Dear God, Why Did I Sleep With Him/Her/Ze
Dear Madam, I'll Take Her The Devil's Lexicon (He's a Cunning Linguist)
Didn't Hurt A Bit (Just The Tip) Difficult Age (Used All the Tissues Again) The Disappointed (Lousy Lay) Don't Let Us Bug Ya (Use Protection) Don't You Ever Dare Call My Dick Chickenhead Snorting Dope On Perelman's Tits Do The Dwarf (How Low Can You Blow) Do What You Did Before (I Like It) Done By Pegging Down In The Bearded Clam Dripping Wet Earn Enough for My Habit Fleshlight Burlesque Theatre Egyptian Solution (Do It Like A Mummy, All Wrapped Up In Me) Fellatio Guru English Reacharound The Everyday Story of Soggy Biscuits Exhibitionist The Familiar Fuck Find My Box Fireballs: Flambe and Fucking Don't Mix Numbers On The Bathroom Wall Benefits Of A Friend Gonna Nut Gangway, My Mighty Cock Is Coming Through Garden of Hairy Delights Generals and Ladies Dick In A Box Girl Into Water Sports Give Me Your Water (It tastes Salty) For A Good night, Suck Her Tits The Good Things (Are In Your Pants)
Goosey Goosey (Choking That Chicken) Grass On The Field Great Fire Crotch (Redheads Delight) Greatness (Ode to My Cock) Great Valley of Dongs Halley's Cunt
Happy Families (Have Soundproof Walls) The Hardest (You Make Me) Have You Seen Jackie's Nudes? Bootycall Hell Has People With No Holes Here Comes President Bill Again (Dirty Dress Version) Here We Go 'Round Again (Third Time's The Charm) Who's Your Daddy Holly Up On Poppy (Bad Father) Homo Safari (Standing Cheek to Cheek) Bathhouse Hot Leathers and a Fist of Fire (How to Be A Gimp) Howlin' Masochist Dirk Diggler Boogie I am a Cow Demon (I Like Big Tits) I am the Audience (Voyeur's Paradise) I Am Up Against the Wall I Bought Myself Ben Wah Balls I Can't Own Her (But I Can Rent For the Night) I Can't Tell What Truth Is (Or I Won't Get Laid) Ice Jet Kiss (Altoids Fellatio) I Come All Over Summer's Breasts I Defy You Gravity (Push Up Bra) I'd Like That (Keep Going) If I Had My Way (We'd Be In Bed Already) I Gave My Virginity Away I'm Into It (Nekomimi Is Nice)
I'm Playing With My Fanny I'm The Man Who Bought Love (Getting Busy In The Alley With Sally) I Need Protection (You've Slept With Everyone)
In My Hand Is My Dick I Overheard You (Through The Thin Walls) I Remember the Son (What A Great Lay) I Sit in the Snow (My Balls are Cold, Isn't that Ice)
I'm Blowing Angels (And It's Heavenly) I Wish I Was a Kid Again (So I Could Cum 12 Times A Day) I Wonder Why The Boobs Fall (Not Defying You Gravity) Jacob's Ladder (That Looks Painful) Jumping Into Your Gap Junk Box Jewellery (Cock Rings Galore) King of the Bathhouse King Strut (Cock of the Walk) Knights in Shining Kama Sutra Knuckle Down (Go Faster) Let's Have Fun In Bed The Limelight (I Remember Getting A BJ At) Little Lies, Small Pecker Little Tight hole Living With A Haunting Fart Lovebomb (Come Inside) Love on a Farmboy's Wages (Can Be Very Baaaaah-d) Making Whoopie To Nigel Man is on My Pole (Homo Safari Series No. 4) Mantle of Peacock Boning Pole Dancing (Tip Me Here!)
The Meeting Place (Back Alley Blow)
Merry Christmas Song (Santa's Cumming) Splooge on Your Dress (lyrics)
My Bird Performs Tricks for Kicks My Brown Eye (Here's Looking At You) My Genius (Is What I Call It) My Love Explodes (In Your Mouth) My Painted Whores (Sex At The Rave) My Red Knob (Pulsing, Pulsing) My Train is Coming (In You)
|
|
|
Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 23, 2021 14:50:49 GMT
Egad--I've created a monster.
|
|