It is time for the Back Porch to come up with an XTC-themed board game. What will the game be called? What are the rules? What does the board look like? What game pieces will be utilized? Is punching the winning player in the face an acceptable ending to the game? Let's decide this democratically, as current events dictate that this may be democracy's last desperate gasp.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here--this is the war room.