Post by Nonsuch Ned on Jan 31, 2015 22:21:04 GMT
Misheard lyrics:
White Album
"Apples in the ocean"
"He put a wig on me! How do you Martians say......"
“Equally reasonably, how do you Russians say I love her?”
"Instant Jews" instead of "Instant Tunes"
Got to
I've had a few beers inside me
I feel like a giant tuna
Drums End Fires
"I feel like I'm walking 'round a tenor fetal”
"I feel like I'm walkin' round a telephone pole".
"I feel like I'm walkin' round and can't be told".
"Hey Mother Motor
Hey Mister Go to hell Wheel"
"maybe Hugh is in his book of names". (Padgham?)
“you're arm is loose, you're arm is loose” instead of “'you're on his list, you're on his list”
"I object to all the automatic hiccup" instead of "I object to all the airmail that she pick up"
"Nigel is a nice poker, but he likes to speak...";
"Nigel is a nice bloke!"
"Isssss, do aaat" instead of "Do this do that", (That is the Way)
"Real, dia-rrhea" instead of “real by reel”
Plaque See
"And immaculate conception on their porches!"
"Many sleepless nights will follow, some may lose their substance, see? Love at first sight..."
"Bears in their eyes will meet" instead of "very soon their eyes will meet"
"Einstein debates" instead of "Mouse takes the bait" (Love at First Sight!)
“.in the direction of Joplin” instead of “in the direction of Dublin”
"Virgins from Stepney!" instead of "Merchants from Stepney"
“No we're leaving nothing behind - .just chiseled SPAM” instead of “chiselled stones” (No Language in our Lungs)
"like a rocket from a bottom shop free"...
"Like a Rock n' Roll Barbershop freak."
"She has sex whilst singing in her sauna"!
English Sediment
"Sex, like a ball and chain." instead of "Save us from the ball and chain"
"In under your pants" instead of “in our yacht dance”
“And birds might fall from Basque eyes”
“1,2,3,4,5 says she's working overtime”
"I can't see her well touched taste"
“.I've got work to finish off, says he's working overtime....."
"Health Bur-gers" instead of “Melt The Guns”
"No frogs in our house."
"burns his paper, sucks his pipe while studying the Krushev floor"
"three quarts of Asians who've been so badly picked".
“Instead of a lady, I'm using my fingers nowadays” instead of “Instead of a lathe, I busy my fingers nowadays.” (Leisure)
“All the WAY through History - Man-machine, no Miss? This masturbate!”
“Busy little bees coating everything in steel'!” instead of "Busy little bees recording everything you feel”
Murmur
“Oh lord deliver us from the elephants.”
" Who only want credit but they force their case" (Funk Pop a Roll)
Biggies Press
"You get to know a mourning fleece, forget to join the human race..."
"Watching the wedding by the sea" instead of “Watching and waiting by the sea”
25 Alot
"They give up a seat on the bus, hopin' ya don't ring the fuzz"
“AssWIPE shocking blue” instead of “Housewives shock in blue” (What in the World)
Puh-sonic Puh-sunspot
But when she goes out pointing on the hose (Vanishing Girl)
Shellacking
“If you're up there - You can see - That my heart see ill policy” (Dear God))
"...And all the people that you made in your image, still believe in that Chunky Soup..."
Oranges in Lemon
''to be King Farraday'' (a lyric misheard by Andy).
"Sergio Mendes." instead of "the clergy on their knees" (The Loving)
“Enter my feet", or "Under my feet", instead of "Anchor my feet" (Chalkhills and Children)
"While some Nonsuch Ned holds me aloft"
Rug and Bone Buffer
"Congratulations blah blah blah blah" instead of "Congratulations love love love love".
Nun’s Clutch
..'Arsing about you when nobody else will' instead of “I’ll sing about you if nobody else will”
"bollocks to your surprise..." instead of “Much to your surprise” (Dear Madame Barnum)
“Stray cat the vendor” instead of “Strike up the band love.” (Dear madame Barnum)
"I was in heaven, dressed up in leather..."
"Awaken you Dreamers, fruitbats and lemurs, asleep on your bed."
"parrots and lemurs populate your unconscious road test"
“Up from some fvcking seaweed” instead of “Up from suffocating seaweed” (That Wave)
Ample Penis
"I heard that daddy was born in Picadilly Circus."
"I heard the Dandy arsehole in Picadilly Circus".
“I heard the dandy lads roaring: ‘Pick a deli, suckass!’”
"Spraying my butt, spraying my butt,
gotta keep away diseases...
....
A man must have a shit to keep him sane"
(Fruit Nut)
"climb aboard, Jew children..." (More noticeable in demo)
"He's tubin' down for the one called the Greenman..."
“lay an egg” instead of “lay your head” (Greenman)
"The-oden"(Lord of the Rings) instead of “lay your head”
"amish festival" (Harvest Festival)
Wapster
"some sweet girl plaguing my life runs off with a boy whose bike she rides"
“Napalm” instead of “Maypole” in The Wheel and the Maypole.
i.e. “ NAPALM,you spun me round and knocked me off my axis mundy”
"And its vinyl siding now" instead of "And its winos sliding down"
"A Hobbit in another life.." instead of "Ah,but in another life".
Fussy Warbling
"enough to make your ball hair curl"
"It's just a piece of Grape that got in my eye." instead of “ It's just a piece of Grit that got in my eye! (Didn’t Hurt a Bit)
“Enough to make your ball hair curl” (Don’t Let Us Bug Ya)
"As lifeless as some lunacy." instead of "As lifeless as some lunar sea." (Everything)
"...we were cold-blooded and spoke in fluent turd" (Goodbye Humanosaurus)
White Album
"Apples in the ocean"
"He put a wig on me! How do you Martians say......"
“Equally reasonably, how do you Russians say I love her?”
"Instant Jews" instead of "Instant Tunes"
Got to
I've had a few beers inside me
I feel like a giant tuna
Drums End Fires
"I feel like I'm walking 'round a tenor fetal”
"I feel like I'm walkin' round a telephone pole".
"I feel like I'm walkin' round and can't be told".
"Hey Mother Motor
Hey Mister Go to hell Wheel"
"maybe Hugh is in his book of names". (Padgham?)
“you're arm is loose, you're arm is loose” instead of “'you're on his list, you're on his list”
"I object to all the automatic hiccup" instead of "I object to all the airmail that she pick up"
"Nigel is a nice poker, but he likes to speak...";
"Nigel is a nice bloke!"
"Isssss, do aaat" instead of "Do this do that", (That is the Way)
"Real, dia-rrhea" instead of “real by reel”
Plaque See
"And immaculate conception on their porches!"
"Many sleepless nights will follow, some may lose their substance, see? Love at first sight..."
"Bears in their eyes will meet" instead of "very soon their eyes will meet"
"Einstein debates" instead of "Mouse takes the bait" (Love at First Sight!)
“.in the direction of Joplin” instead of “in the direction of Dublin”
"Virgins from Stepney!" instead of "Merchants from Stepney"
“No we're leaving nothing behind - .just chiseled SPAM” instead of “chiselled stones” (No Language in our Lungs)
"like a rocket from a bottom shop free"...
"Like a Rock n' Roll Barbershop freak."
"She has sex whilst singing in her sauna"!
English Sediment
"Sex, like a ball and chain." instead of "Save us from the ball and chain"
"In under your pants" instead of “in our yacht dance”
“And birds might fall from Basque eyes”
“1,2,3,4,5 says she's working overtime”
"I can't see her well touched taste"
“.I've got work to finish off, says he's working overtime....."
"Health Bur-gers" instead of “Melt The Guns”
"No frogs in our house."
"burns his paper, sucks his pipe while studying the Krushev floor"
"three quarts of Asians who've been so badly picked".
“Instead of a lady, I'm using my fingers nowadays” instead of “Instead of a lathe, I busy my fingers nowadays.” (Leisure)
“All the WAY through History - Man-machine, no Miss? This masturbate!”
“Busy little bees coating everything in steel'!” instead of "Busy little bees recording everything you feel”
Murmur
“Oh lord deliver us from the elephants.”
" Who only want credit but they force their case" (Funk Pop a Roll)
Biggies Press
"You get to know a mourning fleece, forget to join the human race..."
"Watching the wedding by the sea" instead of “Watching and waiting by the sea”
25 Alot
"They give up a seat on the bus, hopin' ya don't ring the fuzz"
“AssWIPE shocking blue” instead of “Housewives shock in blue” (What in the World)
Puh-sonic Puh-sunspot
But when she goes out pointing on the hose (Vanishing Girl)
Shellacking
“If you're up there - You can see - That my heart see ill policy” (Dear God))
"...And all the people that you made in your image, still believe in that Chunky Soup..."
Oranges in Lemon
''to be King Farraday'' (a lyric misheard by Andy).
"Sergio Mendes." instead of "the clergy on their knees" (The Loving)
“Enter my feet", or "Under my feet", instead of "Anchor my feet" (Chalkhills and Children)
"While some Nonsuch Ned holds me aloft"
Rug and Bone Buffer
"Congratulations blah blah blah blah" instead of "Congratulations love love love love".
Nun’s Clutch
..'Arsing about you when nobody else will' instead of “I’ll sing about you if nobody else will”
"bollocks to your surprise..." instead of “Much to your surprise” (Dear Madame Barnum)
“Stray cat the vendor” instead of “Strike up the band love.” (Dear madame Barnum)
"I was in heaven, dressed up in leather..."
"Awaken you Dreamers, fruitbats and lemurs, asleep on your bed."
"parrots and lemurs populate your unconscious road test"
“Up from some fvcking seaweed” instead of “Up from suffocating seaweed” (That Wave)
Ample Penis
"I heard that daddy was born in Picadilly Circus."
"I heard the Dandy arsehole in Picadilly Circus".
“I heard the dandy lads roaring: ‘Pick a deli, suckass!’”
"Spraying my butt, spraying my butt,
gotta keep away diseases...
....
A man must have a shit to keep him sane"
(Fruit Nut)
"climb aboard, Jew children..." (More noticeable in demo)
"He's tubin' down for the one called the Greenman..."
“lay an egg” instead of “lay your head” (Greenman)
"The-oden"(Lord of the Rings) instead of “lay your head”
"amish festival" (Harvest Festival)
Wapster
"some sweet girl plaguing my life runs off with a boy whose bike she rides"
“Napalm” instead of “Maypole” in The Wheel and the Maypole.
i.e. “ NAPALM,you spun me round and knocked me off my axis mundy”
"And its vinyl siding now" instead of "And its winos sliding down"
"A Hobbit in another life.." instead of "Ah,but in another life".
Fussy Warbling
"enough to make your ball hair curl"
"It's just a piece of Grape that got in my eye." instead of “ It's just a piece of Grit that got in my eye! (Didn’t Hurt a Bit)
“Enough to make your ball hair curl” (Don’t Let Us Bug Ya)
"As lifeless as some lunacy." instead of "As lifeless as some lunar sea." (Everything)
"...we were cold-blooded and spoke in fluent turd" (Goodbye Humanosaurus)