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Post by peggs on Nov 7, 2016 17:56:48 GMT
Ridiculous yet true.
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Post by peggs on Nov 16, 2023 4:03:34 GMT
Ridiculous yet true. Seven years later and it's deja vu all over again!
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Post by bluedemon25 on Nov 16, 2023 6:34:09 GMT
Makes me think of this too but a different yet somehow similar situation
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Post by Introvertigroo on Nov 16, 2023 12:06:29 GMT
Ridiculous yet true. Seven years later and it's deja vu all over again! Even worse, Congress may challenge you to a fistfight now unless Bernie Sanders intercedes as a peacemaker.
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Post by miles on Nov 17, 2023 2:03:57 GMT
And watch out for a kidney punch from the ex-speaker. He holds a grudge.
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Post by donavan on Nov 17, 2023 13:34:32 GMT
My wife really knows how to hold a grudge, she asked for a tube of lip balm and I accidentally gave her a tube of glue.... She still isnโt talking to me.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Nov 17, 2023 15:14:38 GMT
I'm sure this time tomorrow Don will say that he and the missus kissed and made up, and she is stuck on him.
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Post by donavan on Nov 17, 2023 16:47:36 GMT
I've been trying to think of another joke about glue but I keep getting stuck on the punchline.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Nov 17, 2023 19:48:49 GMT
Still trying to cement your invitation to the Glue Joke Hall of Fame, I see.
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Post by donavan on Nov 18, 2023 0:28:50 GMT
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Nov 18, 2023 13:24:46 GMT
I was excited to get a bejeweled plaque from the Glue Joke Hall of Fame, until closer inspection revealed that the jewels were just paste.
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Post by miles on Nov 22, 2023 19:45:37 GMT
We were forbidden from eating paste in kindergarten, but it tasted better than the ancient gram crackers.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Nov 22, 2023 22:07:24 GMT
Kids are curious about doing things forbidden to them; your kindergarten teacher should have forbidden you from eating the Graham crackers.
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Post by donavan on Nov 23, 2023 0:20:59 GMT
Graham -
Dreaming of a world where he could munch just whatever cracker he wanted for lunch.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Nov 23, 2023 0:32:25 GMT
Something something Ritz not all it's crackered up to be?
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