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Post by Introvertigroo on Jan 23, 2020 2:15:45 GMT
I always liked P.J. O'Rourke's definition of Republicans--people who complain that government doesn't work, then get elected and prove it.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Feb 12, 2020 1:16:26 GMT
PATRIOTISM, n. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary, patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened, but inferior lexicographer, Ambrose Bierce begs to submit that it is the first.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Apr 4, 2021 13:44:18 GMT
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Post by donavan on Apr 5, 2021 10:41:31 GMT
Good grief.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Apr 7, 2021 0:42:57 GMT
No comments from the peanut gallery.
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Post by donavan on Apr 7, 2021 3:01:37 GMT
That's nuts.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Apr 10, 2021 16:18:21 GMT
Are you my sweet Baboo?
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Post by miles on Apr 10, 2021 18:34:38 GMT
What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great!?!
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Post by Introvertigroo on Apr 10, 2021 23:31:35 GMT
Hear, hear.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Apr 11, 2021 2:05:57 GMT
Stay away from the kite-eating tree.
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Post by miles on Apr 12, 2021 19:03:23 GMT
People expect more of those with naturally curly hair.
Or nowadays, those with hair.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Apr 16, 2021 23:40:46 GMT
I'm telling Miss Othmar.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 16, 2021 1:51:37 GMT
Introvertigo: proper noun, def. stay the fuck away from me, you diseased hordes.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jul 16, 2021 3:46:17 GMT
Synonymous definition: Fuck People, gimme a beer.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 9, 2022 17:37:23 GMT
Sextrovert: proper noun--improper behavior.
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