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Post by donavan on Oct 21, 2016 4:10:15 GMT
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity. Happy Friday.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Oct 21, 2016 10:13:04 GMT
Any way you slice it, Don, that joke fell flat.
And a happy Friday to you.
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Post by Suzi on Oct 21, 2016 16:22:12 GMT
I posted this gem on Facebook. I'm sure I'll lose a few friends for it. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Oct 22, 2016 1:21:06 GMT
I posted this gem on Facebook. I'm sure I'll lose a few friends for it. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. Then they weren't Gouda friends, anywhey.
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Post by donavan on Oct 24, 2016 17:21:29 GMT
What do we want? A cure for Tourettes. When do we want it? Twat!
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Post by bimble on Oct 24, 2016 18:36:52 GMT
What do you call an Irish shepherd? Pat McCollie.
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Post by donavan on Oct 25, 2016 9:03:06 GMT
I only enjoy carbonated drinks.. Soda speak.
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Post by donavan on Oct 30, 2016 16:18:01 GMT
Went to the Doctors today complaining of strange voices coming from my underpants. The Doctor said, "Ignore them, they're talking bollocks."
Just bought a boomerang from a ghost. That'll come back to haunt me.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Oct 30, 2016 16:40:22 GMT
Just bought a boomerang from a ghost. That'll come back to haunt me. Boo.
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Post by donavan on Nov 1, 2016 19:15:22 GMT
Two policemen knocked on my door last night. They said, "We've been getting complaints." "You should start doing a better job then!" I replied.
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Post by donavan on Nov 13, 2016 20:57:27 GMT
Just called the Sea Life Centre for some tickets. They said my call would be recorded for training porpoises.
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Post by peggs on Nov 14, 2016 4:48:53 GMT
These are all so very silly. Thanks.
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Post by donavan on Nov 16, 2016 9:34:35 GMT
My sign shop is running low on stock. I can't see a Way Out.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. It's great to see so many new faces today.
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Post by donavan on Nov 16, 2016 22:19:40 GMT
My wife said she's leaving me because I don't take anything seriously. LOL
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Post by donavan on Nov 21, 2016 9:55:30 GMT
My wife just fainted on the London Eye. But it's okay, she's slowly coming around.
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