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Post by donavan on Aug 16, 2016 17:42:25 GMT
I know a bloke who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
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Post by donavan on Aug 18, 2016 16:24:29 GMT
My wife accused me of having OCD. I soon put her in her place.
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Post by bimble on Aug 23, 2016 15:19:40 GMT
What's big, grey and kind?
Ben elephant
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Post by donavan on Aug 26, 2016 16:53:11 GMT
I offered the old woman next door £5 for a go on her stair lift... I thinks she's going to take me up on it.
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Post by bimble on Aug 28, 2016 7:59:18 GMT
Conjunctivitis.com: that's a site for sore eyes
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Post by donavan on Aug 28, 2016 10:10:29 GMT
Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes. Still funny the second time.
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Post by donavan on Aug 28, 2016 12:34:45 GMT
The man who invented anagrams has died. May he erect a penis.
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Post by bimble on Aug 29, 2016 4:23:03 GMT
Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes. Still funny the second time. I can't be expected to remember everything!
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Post by donavan on Aug 29, 2016 8:34:59 GMT
Still funny the second time. I can't be expected to remember everything! I don't get it.
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Post by donavan on Aug 29, 2016 16:14:19 GMT
One.
How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
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Post by peggs on Aug 29, 2016 23:58:10 GMT
You guys are funny. Thanks for the laughs.
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Post by peggs on Aug 30, 2016 0:00:21 GMT
Johnny comes home from school one day and runs excitedly into the house.
"Mom, guess what?", says Johnny, "The teacher asked a question today and I was the only one who knew the answer!"
"That's great Johnny", says his Mother, "What was the question?"
"Who farted?"
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Post by peggs on Aug 30, 2016 0:02:45 GMT
If Henny Youngman were alive today:
I got up in the middle of the night to drink some liquid viagra, I grabbed the wrong bottle and drank liquid paper instead... Woke up with a huge correction..........
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Post by donavan on Aug 30, 2016 10:02:56 GMT
I recently applied for a job in my local mirror shop.. I could see myself working there.
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Post by donavan on Aug 31, 2016 16:44:00 GMT
"You don't take our relationship seriously, its over!" my wife told me. "Finish your sentence, over," I replied into my cup and string.
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