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Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 3, 2021 20:21:10 GMT
All this talk of candles is getting on my wick. And Mare, the candle shaped thing you talk of with batteries in, can you keep that until after the watershed please. Or take it to The Shed. Has anyone fixed the door? Andy's shed? Shall we get a new lead song from his inspiration? Next on Fuzzy Tingles.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 3, 2021 20:22:32 GMT
Oh, it is Prime Time in your time zone. ย Sorry! ย bluedemon25 you take the basement, I'll take the attic. It is just a candle. ย It looks like a candle. ย You just don't light it. It isn't some marital aide or something. ย I guess it sounds then like it wouldn't be amiss on the dinner table with some flowers. Perhaps tulips?
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Post by Mare on Jun 3, 2021 20:29:35 GMT
Lol! You watch your variety, Mister!
Oh, wait! You must be thinking of a picnic.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 3, 2021 21:02:39 GMT
I like picnics
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Post by Terra Incognita on Jun 4, 2021 23:23:22 GMT
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 18, 2021 19:23:26 GMT
Happy anniversary to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo on this date in 1815. Take that, you dastardly French. There aren't any dastardly French on this forum, are there?
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Post by Terra Incognita on Jun 18, 2021 19:43:00 GMT
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 16, 2021 0:27:34 GMT
Fuck-this-shit anniversary to Twitter, launched fifteen years ago today. "It's only taken us a decade and a half, but we've now found Drumpf's race-baiting, violence-inciting bullshit to be mildly concerning."
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Post by donavan on Jul 18, 2021 9:59:12 GMT
Be kind.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jul 19, 2021 1:53:01 GMT
I'm kind of an asshole, if that counts.
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Post by donavan on Jul 19, 2021 6:17:30 GMT
But we kinda like you. And that defo counts.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Jul 26, 2021 15:27:10 GMT
Mick Jagger turns 78 today. He has 8 children with 5 women, and 5 grandchildren. Use 'Satisfaction' to make the joke of your choice.
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Post by donavan on Jul 27, 2021 7:00:25 GMT
I bet he has savings.
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Post by Mare on Jul 28, 2021 20:46:57 GMT
Mick Jagger turns 78 today. He has 8 children with 5 women, and 5 grandchildren. Use 'Satisfaction' to make the joke of your choice. Keep on trying until you have Satisfaction with your work. I wonder how many unofficial children he has. I figure The Stones keep touring because they need another dumptruck full of money.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 3, 2021 3:18:30 GMT
Unhappy anniversary to Iraq invading Kuwait on this date in 1990. And to the asshole who criticized me for not standing up when Lee Greenwood was inexplicably played at a school performance later that year because of my weirdo Quaker pacifism, eat my fucking shit, you warmongering cocksucker. And go with Dog.
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