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Post by Introvertigroo on Oct 30, 2019 1:21:05 GMT
Hasn't the poor ocean been polluted enough by our dogforsaken species?
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Post by donavan on Oct 30, 2019 8:55:09 GMT
No. We must try harder.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Dec 7, 2019 14:05:52 GMT
[Reverting to Lurker Mode]
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 21, 2020 22:42:01 GMT
Mayor Introvertigo has just passed a bill making lurking a crime punishable by a fine of $10,000 per offense, payable in Nedcoin. So if you are lurking, for the sake of your wallet get registered.
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Post by miles on Jun 22, 2020 2:21:04 GMT
Lurkers may apply for full membership at any time. Contrary to rumor, the transfer of first-born children is not required.
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Post by donavan on Jun 22, 2020 13:50:42 GMT
But you will have to transfer £100 into my bank account for possible damages. If you decide to leave and damage is detected there will be no refund. The money will be retained and will be transferred to the 'don day' celebration fund. This has been agreed by Ned, Intro and miles, all three being responsible for organisational leadership and the smooth running of all forum business.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 22, 2020 20:19:23 GMT
This has been agreed by Ned, Intro and miles. This may be the most agreed upon idea in Back Porch history.
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Post by miles on Jun 22, 2020 20:29:11 GMT
Is there a special threshold for lurkers? Where they can see into our world and report back to the elder gods?
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 22, 2020 20:43:51 GMT
They tried to call Cthulhu, but he was asleep and missed the message.
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Post by miles on Jun 23, 2020 1:36:28 GMT
Lazy bastard.
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Post by donavan on Jun 23, 2020 8:48:45 GMT
They report back to the God of Facial Literature.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 23, 2020 14:36:26 GMT
I report to Dog.
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Post by donavan on Jun 23, 2020 15:11:20 GMT
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 23, 2020 22:17:55 GMT
And He said to His followers, remember thou must carry a pooper scooper in My presence.
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Post by donavan on Jun 24, 2020 9:23:50 GMT
(I'm Always Touched by Your) Presence, Dear, Dog.
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