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Post by anothersatellite on Aug 28, 2015 19:44:42 GMT
BRONIES: "Right, I just heard Ted join the call from the Chicago office, so it looks like everypony is on board..."
AAs: "Hi. My name is Ted, and I'm an ... an accountant. That's what I am, yes, an accountant."
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Post by donavan on Sept 9, 2015 4:23:50 GMT
No, still no idea.
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Post by peggs on Sept 15, 2015 2:13:38 GMT
Same here, AS. Try as I might, it sailed right on by.
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Post by anothersatellite on Sept 24, 2015 20:22:21 GMT
Like eggs on the pan of life. some stick, some don't.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Sept 24, 2015 20:42:50 GMT
I am curious to know if the bronies in this meeting are going to be doing some horse trading.
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Post by donavan on Sept 24, 2015 22:29:12 GMT
Like eggs on the pan of life. some stick, some don't. Eggsactly
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Post by chrisb on Sept 24, 2015 23:11:37 GMT
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Post by donavan on Sept 25, 2015 5:39:19 GMT
It all makes perfect sense now.
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Post by anothersatellite on Sept 25, 2015 14:37:03 GMT
Ah. The premise is that certain social sub-groups may inadvertently drop subtle hints of their affiliations and proclivities in business meetings.
Audi driver: "So if we look at the Q3 gross versus expenses...Maggie, the next slide, please. Maggie, it's PowerPoint not the Supercollider. Just click. Now you've taken it out of slide show...there. Now just...Maggie. Maggie. JUST ADVANCE TO THE NEXT SLIDE YOU THICK BINT. Ah. There we are. Q3 gross versus expenses..."
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Post by peggs on Sept 27, 2015 13:54:11 GMT
Like eggs on the pan of life. some stick, some don't. I like this saying. It gives mew an idea....
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Oct 8, 2015 5:05:41 GMT
Ah. The premise is that certain social sub-groups may inadvertently drop subtle hints of their affiliations and proclivities in business meetings. I am going to give this a shot. S&M enthusiasts: Before we rain golden showers of praise on the Customer Service-oriented submission department, let us remember how they wax played the Johnson account and really dropped the ball gag. We need to set some hard limits, or we will RACK up serious penalties. Perhaps a good spanking is in order. Now let us have a safe word from the top man that I have pegged to whip these people into shape. Master? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_BDSMIsn't the internet great, mistress? Now, may I please remove my butt plug? I have a meeting to conduct.
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Post by donavan on Oct 8, 2015 5:53:18 GMT
Blimey, that link was a strange read on the early train to work this morning.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Oct 31, 2015 3:13:32 GMT
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 9, 2016 2:28:01 GMT
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jun 18, 2016 2:03:38 GMT
XTC fans:
All right, let's call this meeting place to order. I have here in my hand the numbers for our winter season cycle. Due to poor sales in the countdown to Christmas, our sales are at an all-time bungalow. Dear God, I am so disappointed; you could even say I'm bugged. Now, before you say, "Don't lose your temper--everything'll be alright," I want to drill into you how super-tuff this situation is. This company is dying; we just got kicked off of the dame Fortune 500 list. Your poor efforts mean that you are not earning enough for us. The troubles are real, perhaps a case of too many cooks in the kitchen. None of us will be stinking rich if this keeps up. We have to knuckle down and jump at every opportunity--no more cynical days off for anyone. Look, I'm merely a man, a humble daisy, and I can't do this on my own. You have reduced me to tears. Does anyone have a tissue tiger? Thanks, dear Madam Barnum. Oh, shit, look at the time. My train is coming--visit to the doctor, you know. I will let my assistant take over. Jackie? Jackie? Ugh, have you seen Jackie, anyone?
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