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Post by donavan on Oct 27, 2015 10:44:03 GMT
Convenience store guy grabs a single-serving meal, a single-serving drink, a single-serving toothpaste, a single-serving dessert, single-serving everything, and he goes up to the counter and the woman at the counter says, "Let me guess, you're single" and he says, "Yeah, how could you tell" and she says, "Because you're really fucking ugly."
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Post by miles on Oct 28, 2015 19:19:44 GMT
Ugly though his features were, his soul was rather beautiful, imprisoned in lumpy flesh, yet still triumphant.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Oct 28, 2015 22:18:38 GMT
"Triumphant" can be defined simply by looking at its parts. "Tri-" is a prefix meaning "three," and "umphant" is mythological creature whose mouth doubles as its anus. So when you are feeling triumphant, be generous to those around you by keeping your mouth closed.
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Post by miles on Oct 29, 2015 17:11:53 GMT
Closed minds capture little wonder.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Oct 29, 2015 19:19:13 GMT
"Wonder Annual" is one of my favorite tracks from Fuzzy Warbles Volume One.
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Post by donavan on Oct 29, 2015 20:49:36 GMT
One is not amused.
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Post by peggs on Oct 30, 2015 1:15:49 GMT
Amused, she was, by the banter of the gentlemen in the room.
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Post by donavan on Oct 30, 2015 6:41:24 GMT
Room enough for two.
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Post by sticksman1 on Oct 30, 2015 7:53:53 GMT
Two's company... Three is a good time!
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Post by miles on Oct 30, 2015 17:31:52 GMT
Time is not on my side, it is relentlessly impartial.
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Post by donavan on Oct 30, 2015 17:40:55 GMT
Impartial to a bit of cake, don't you know?
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Post by miles on Nov 4, 2015 17:45:54 GMT
Know more than you can use? There are many products available to get that brain back to manageable size.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Nov 5, 2015 1:43:46 GMT
Size doesn't matter--I hope.
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Post by miles on Nov 6, 2015 21:09:44 GMT
Hope is an addiction I can not shake.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Nov 6, 2015 22:56:11 GMT
Shake before zipping up--your boxers will thank you for it.
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