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Post by donavan on Mar 12, 2024 22:43:06 GMT
Acceptable and encouraged.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Mar 13, 2024 12:16:22 GMT
Encouraged by the enthusiasm for fish flatus and human volcanism, orders for high tech microphones surged.
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Post by miles on Mar 13, 2024 20:32:59 GMT
Surged temporarily, then melted.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 14, 2024 12:38:10 GMT
Melted chocolate tastes good but can make a mess, so after eating, wash your hands.
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Post by miles on Mar 14, 2024 19:00:09 GMT
Hands across the water, it's a stretch.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 14, 2024 21:51:49 GMT
Stretch before joining in the Back Porch Orgy--you don't want to pull a muscle, or do you?
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Post by bluedemon25 on Mar 15, 2024 20:26:02 GMT
You know it kind of depends which one. some of them I'd like to give a lot of stretching too.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 15, 2024 22:57:13 GMT
Too many lurkers and not enough posters--perhaps some of my dick pics will increase members.
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Post by miles on Mar 16, 2024 18:29:10 GMT
Members only, but anyone can join.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 16, 2024 23:33:53 GMT
Join the Back Porch--it's better than giving Facebook all of your personal information.
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Post by donavan on Mar 17, 2024 1:47:42 GMT
Information is power.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Mar 17, 2024 13:21:47 GMT
Power supplied by your friendly everyday radioisotope thermonuclear generator
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 17, 2024 23:24:17 GMT
Generator malfunctions will result in lurkers being barred from perusing our threads, so become a member before it is too late.
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Post by miles on Mar 19, 2024 19:00:44 GMT
Late in the day, he succumbed to his self-destructive impulse, and opened the drawer with the photos of happy times waiting to mock him.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 19, 2024 20:32:14 GMT
Him Tarzan, it Jane, us struggle with pronouns.
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