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Post by Finntrovertigo on Dec 2, 2021 22:21:09 GMT
Weekend plans, anyone? I have drinking and masturbation penciled onto my to-do list.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Dec 2, 2021 23:17:23 GMT
List like that is hard to beat.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Dec 3, 2021 1:41:32 GMT
Beat the high score on the Back Porch pinball machine and you will awarded complimentary Back Porch orgy tickets.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Dec 3, 2021 2:53:28 GMT
Tickets like that sound amazing:
Thr above is Merra's return to thr board theme song.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Dec 3, 2021 15:37:26 GMT
Song lyrics to the Merra theme available in French only, previously banned by the former administration.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Dec 3, 2021 21:14:22 GMT
Administration of suppositories was thankfully also banned.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Dec 4, 2021 0:29:45 GMT
Banned from the Back Porch--Sextrovert, my annoyingly outgoing and libidinous alter ego.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Dec 4, 2021 1:11:13 GMT
Ego stroking however is permitted and encouraged
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Dec 4, 2021 1:26:23 GMT
Encouraged by the success of Nedcoin, the Spastic Minnow struck out on a new cryptocurrency venture known as Don Dollars.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Dec 4, 2021 1:46:21 GMT
Dollars, which doubled as darts
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Dec 4, 2021 1:59:46 GMT
Darts, heaters, smokes--call them what you like, but please don't litter the Back Porch with your cigarette butts.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Dec 4, 2021 2:05:46 GMT
Butts are problematically common on the back porch
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Dec 4, 2021 3:35:29 GMT
Porch maintenance at my house annoyingly includes cleaning up vomit from the stray cats that think they are welcome here.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Dec 4, 2021 5:20:52 GMT
Here, however, all cats are welcome. People by appointment only.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Dec 4, 2021 15:51:07 GMT
Only twenty-two days until Christmas is finally over, thank Dog.
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