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Post by bluedemon25 on Nov 18, 2021 19:51:44 GMT
Caution is needed if downwind of thr mayoral butt. Pyroclastic flows have been known to occur and even merra-canes.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Nov 18, 2021 22:34:07 GMT
Canes are available upon request from Ned, who is trying to cater to the octogenarians who populate this place.
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Post by donavan on Nov 18, 2021 23:59:08 GMT
Place your hands on my hope, run your fingers through my soul and the way that I feel right now, Oh lord it may go.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Nov 19, 2021 0:10:02 GMT
Go directly to Back Porch Jail--do not pass Go2, do not collect two hundred units of paper and iron.
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Post by donavan on Nov 19, 2021 0:20:13 GMT
Iron man is Fe-male.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Nov 19, 2021 3:37:45 GMT
Male sex drive is supposed to wane with age, but at 43 I am still raring to go, ladies.
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Post by miles on Nov 19, 2021 23:36:49 GMT
Ladies Night was a desperate attempt to attract females to sleazy drinking holes.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Nov 19, 2021 23:41:50 GMT
Holes-in-one are rare in golf tournaments, though not nearly as rare as the double eagle--as a long time golfer, I have never achieved either.
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Post by miles on Nov 20, 2021 19:30:26 GMT
Either way you go, you're still you when you arrive.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Nov 20, 2021 19:47:20 GMT
Arrive early if you want a good seat for the annual Back Porch orgy.
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Post by miles on Nov 21, 2021 20:14:19 GMT
Orgy planning is getting so complicated, now requiring covid tests in addition to the usual others.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Nov 21, 2021 21:15:36 GMT
Others may wish to participate virtually via Zoom.
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Post by miles on Nov 22, 2021 21:33:47 GMT
Zoom, zoom, said the mufflerless motorcycle.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Nov 23, 2021 5:21:13 GMT
Motorcycle Landscape with rusty coils and everywhere doodads.
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Post by miles on Nov 23, 2021 20:36:32 GMT
Doodads are smaller than thingamabobs or whatchamacallits.
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