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Post by Mare on Sept 20, 2021 16:33:56 GMT
Young man go West but you aren't a lemming so stop before you fall in the ocean.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Sept 21, 2021 3:12:13 GMT
Ocean At The End Of The Lane, by Neil Gaiman is a great book that lemmings probably dont read.
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Post by Mare on Sept 21, 2021 3:38:04 GMT
Read it aloud to the lemmings as you run along beside the furry little boogers!
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Post by bluedemon25 on Sept 21, 2021 5:31:34 GMT
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Post by Mare on Sept 22, 2021 0:51:25 GMT
Boogers are little kids dressed as ghosts on Halloween. (Groan.)
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Post by miles on Sept 23, 2021 0:11:01 GMT
Groan men have better things to do than putter about in their bathrobes, cooking scrambled eggs and recalling childhood aspirations.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Sept 23, 2021 21:45:19 GMT
Aspirations for higher office are the reason for Merra's neglect of his Back Porch obligations.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Sept 23, 2021 23:51:11 GMT
Obligations to obtain a better orifice
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Post by miles on Sept 24, 2021 18:42:57 GMT
Orifice, the new glue that fixes your holes.
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Post by Mare on Sept 26, 2021 18:38:04 GMT
Holes in your socks are okay, but holes in your shoes are a problem.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Sept 27, 2021 0:40:52 GMT
Problem children will be sent to the the Back Porch Oval Office and told to stand in the corner.
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Post by Mare on Sept 28, 2021 3:10:56 GMT
Corner of The Mayor's Office, good-I don't want that Riff-Raff in the Back Porch Post Office!
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Post by bluedemon25 on Sept 28, 2021 4:00:04 GMT
Office of stamp licking and dead letters.
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Post by miles on Sept 28, 2021 19:08:12 GMT
Letters never sent collected, and eventually overflowed from his antique desk.
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Post by Mare on Sept 28, 2021 21:19:39 GMT
Desk is not enough, we need desks!
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