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Post by miles on Aug 8, 2021 0:41:45 GMT
Should I sway or should I mow.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 8, 2021 0:44:41 GMT
Mow the lawn frequently; otherwise, you invite lots of woodland creatures to invade your yard and eat, shit on, or chew up everything in sight.
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Post by miles on Aug 8, 2021 1:16:48 GMT
Sight unseen, he bought the house in the woods, the one everyone warned him to avoid.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 8, 2021 3:28:43 GMT
Avoid Facebook and Twitter at all costs--your brain cells will thank you.
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Post by miles on Aug 9, 2021 0:24:06 GMT
You must know this is insane, PLEASE STOP, as your friend I must object, joining Facebook is the literal dismemberment of your soul.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 9, 2021 5:42:01 GMT
Soul or no soul, I have no interest in finding out what the Pearly Gates are keeping us away from.
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Post by miles on Aug 9, 2021 21:22:33 GMT
From here to paternity.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 9, 2021 22:44:07 GMT
Paternity test results revealed on the shocking new Back Porch Tonight--is Miles really the Back Porch dad?
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Post by miles on Aug 9, 2021 23:31:31 GMT
Dad, or alleged dad; as a weary backporch awaits the test results, I'm having a beer.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 10, 2021 0:41:43 GMT
Beer consumed to excess is what led to dad knocking up the Back Porch in the first place.
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Post by miles on Aug 10, 2021 1:06:49 GMT
Place that light over here, I still am removing tiny splinters, I got the big ones out already.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 10, 2021 1:10:06 GMT
Already nighttime, and I am glad--some people like long days but I prefer long nights.
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Post by miles on Aug 11, 2021 23:49:44 GMT
Nights in white satin, never reaching the end, is that long enough, for my vertiginous friend?
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Post by bluedemon25 on Aug 12, 2021 0:03:30 GMT
Friend, I'm in a blue mood. Would you like to come over for dirty jokes and tea? Say, Tuesday Afternoon?
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Post by Mare on Aug 12, 2021 17:01:25 GMT
Afternoon is a good time for a snack followed by a nap, just like in kindergarten.
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