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Post by donavan on Jun 19, 2021 23:30:39 GMT
Money is a weapon.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 19, 2021 23:40:12 GMT
Weapon ownership is forbidden on the Back Porch--we fight with words here.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 20, 2021 0:30:31 GMT
Here, we prefer words such as fuckwit and...
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 20, 2021 0:45:43 GMT
And now for something completely different--a pink thing joke.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 20, 2021 5:48:31 GMT
Joke from parched:
GUY WALKS INTO A BAR... 23 JUL 2014 BY DAVID FUHRMANN-LIM
Is this the best 12-inch pianist joke ever written? By Simon Rich (Illustration by Yann Kebbi)
So a guy walks into a bar one day and he can’t believe his eyes. There, in the corner, there’s this one-foot-tall man, in a little tuxedo, playing a tiny grand piano.
So the guy asks the bartender, “Where’d he come from?”
And the bartender’s, like, “There’s a genie in the men’s room who grants wishes.”
So the guy runs into the men’s room and, sure enough, there’s this genie. And the genie’s, like, “Your wish is my command.” So the guy’s, like, “O.K., I wish for world peace.” And there’s this big cloud of smoke—and then the room fills up with geese.
So the guy walks out of the men’s room and he’s, like, “Hey, bartender, I think your genie might be hard of hearing.”
And the bartender’s, like, “No kidding. You think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?”
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 20, 2021 13:14:40 GMT
Pianist wanted to perform at Terra's mayoral inauguration--just don't outshine our glorious new leader, please.
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Post by donavan on Jun 20, 2021 20:43:22 GMT
Please stop the world, I want to get on.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 20, 2021 20:52:31 GMT
On to solid non-spinning land, and off these damn teacups.
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Post by donavan on Jun 20, 2021 21:01:18 GMT
More tea vicar?
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 21, 2021 3:34:24 GMT
Vicar, stop looking there, it's quite inappropriate!
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 21, 2021 16:38:29 GMT
Inappropriate language may result in your making a donation to the Swear Jar, so watch your language, muthafuckas!
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Post by miles on Jun 22, 2021 20:21:03 GMT
Muthafuckas, this is your pal Samuel Jackson reminding you to check your plane for muthafucking snakes before takeoff.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 23, 2021 0:58:42 GMT
Yes, I was hoping Miles would go for the "muthafuckas" sentence. Did not disappoint Takeoff all your clothes, or not, as you please, just put them back on before entering the...
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 23, 2021 1:00:20 GMT
The time is right for dancing in the streets, but please continue to wear masks.
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Post by miles on Jun 23, 2021 1:29:00 GMT
Masks of every design, good and bad, were in evidence, after the forensic tech assigned to the "accident" put them in plastic bags, gave them numbers and identified the deceased.
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