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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 18, 2021 19:36:15 GMT
Fit into these size 00 jeans and you win a prize (no one has won yet).
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 18, 2021 21:32:08 GMT
Yet, many find elastic waistbands work. It has been said they "leave room for improvement."
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 18, 2021 21:51:17 GMT
Improvement in the office of Back Porch Mayor is not expected under the tyrannical rule of Terra the Terrible.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Jun 18, 2021 22:23:00 GMT
Terrible Terra the Tyranical shall bring terror in the form of...
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 18, 2021 22:45:14 GMT
Of course Terra would immediately be deified--Zuul has nothing when it comes to ego compared to our glorious new mayor.
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Post by miles on Jun 19, 2021 0:19:36 GMT
Mayor is an elected office, or one purchased discreetly.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 19, 2021 0:25:11 GMT
Discreetly arranged meetings with professionals can be made by joining the Back Porch After Dark.
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Post by miles on Jun 19, 2021 1:12:58 GMT
Dark was the day I first encountered her, raining I think.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 19, 2021 1:19:16 GMT
Think before posting; otherwise, you run the risk of sounding as stupid as a conservative.
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Post by miles on Jun 19, 2021 1:31:58 GMT
Conservative ideas ran into their internal contradictions in a vicious, self-canceling mutilation of flesh and spirit.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 19, 2021 1:48:50 GMT
Spirit sale at the Back Porch Gift Shop--all liquor and ghosts half off.
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Post by miles on Jun 19, 2021 19:36:58 GMT
Off with her head, said the Red Queen.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 19, 2021 19:42:17 GMT
Queen-sized blankets featuring artwork by Miles is now available in the Back Porch Gift Shop for a limited time only.
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Post by donavan on Jun 19, 2021 20:36:20 GMT
Only wish he was still here to see it.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 19, 2021 21:25:15 GMT
It has been for more crowded on the Back Porch lately; Ned must be raking in tons of money.
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