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Post by miles on Aug 16, 2020 19:26:05 GMT
Continent found on the dark side of the moon, population rocks and dust.
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Post by Mare on Aug 17, 2020 23:15:05 GMT
Dust jackets take a beating while book covers take shelter.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 17, 2020 23:26:48 GMT
Shelter can be found on the Back Porch during this year's electoral shitstorm.
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Post by miles on Aug 18, 2020 0:57:12 GMT
Shitstorm, a regular occurrence on Earth Colony P-38, is a depressing seasonal occurrence, generated by the defecation of the giant floating blobs, who distribute their voluminous excrement in a dry dust-like consistency, which floats easily in the slightest breeze.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 19, 2020 0:49:59 GMT
Breeze through life by smoking a lot of pot and being blissfully unaware of the problems surrounding us all.
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Post by miles on Aug 19, 2020 20:37:30 GMT
All the pot in the world won't help climate change, but it might take the edge off.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 20, 2020 20:32:13 GMT
"Off with their heads!" said the Back Porch Mayor in regards to the prisoners of the war with Facebook.
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Post by miles on Aug 21, 2020 0:46:46 GMT
Facebook killed my mother, well technically it wasn't around then, but zuck will use his billions to buy a time machine, go back in time and kill my mother just to make his point.
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Post by Mare on Aug 21, 2020 4:11:49 GMT
Point my head, I can't see the blimp!
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Post by miles on Aug 21, 2020 17:26:32 GMT
Blimp sightings were a big deal in my childhood.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 21, 2020 22:33:37 GMT
Childhood memories of blimp rides may be unreliable, as I have never voluntarily ridden on an aircraft.
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Post by miles on Aug 22, 2020 2:28:36 GMT
Aircraft travel requires a basic trust in technology, and that the wizards will safely land the sucker with their magic buttons, flashing lights, and droll announcements.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 22, 2020 12:43:14 GMT
Announcements of births, deaths, and marriages can be found at the Back Porch Hall of Records--huh, this says Miles isn't dead, after all.
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Post by miles on Aug 22, 2020 17:13:16 GMT
All I am saying, is get out and vote.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 23, 2020 2:07:25 GMT
Vote for Biden, for the love of Dog--four more years of Trump will drive me to perform unspeakable acts of violence against every asshole in a MAGA hat.
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