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Post by Mare on Aug 5, 2020 23:58:48 GMT
Ones all I need so you can have all the other hedgehogs.
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Post by miles on Aug 6, 2020 1:00:52 GMT
Hedgehogs are cruelly exploited by publishers of children's books, and are forbidden from filing grievances by English law.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 6, 2020 20:53:28 GMT
Law of the Back Porch dictates that if the mayor is unable to perform the duties of office, the BPPS Postmaster General takes over, so Mare is next in line.
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Post by miles on Aug 7, 2020 2:40:54 GMT
Line 39 of the contract clearly states that any survivors of the "fight to the death" competition, may not seek compensation for lost eyes, limbs, skull fractures and other likely injuries incurred in said competition.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 7, 2020 22:32:42 GMT
Competition is for people who give a fuck about things.
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Post by miles on Aug 7, 2020 22:40:13 GMT
Things are crawling in my window, are they friendly things, or just more ants?
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 7, 2020 23:49:51 GMT
Ants keep appearing in my bathroom of all places--I would think they would congregate in the areas closer to food.
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Post by miles on Aug 8, 2020 16:28:13 GMT
Food vendors set up their carts at the fairgrounds, where the execution would take place.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 9, 2020 2:20:24 GMT
Place your bets on how the Trump disaster ends--resignation, landslide loss, or ritual suicide?
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Post by miles on Aug 9, 2020 2:50:41 GMT
"Suicide is not painless, I should sue the songwriters, I mean really, how would they know; unfortunately a discorporate spirit does not have standing in our legal system."
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 9, 2020 3:04:56 GMT
System quarterback is usually used as a slur against players at that position, ignoring the fact that pretty much every quarterback is a product of the system that he plays in.
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Post by Mare on Aug 9, 2020 17:04:57 GMT
In an emergency remove earrings, nose rings, all piercing rings, studs or washers and throw them as far away from yourself as possible.
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Post by miles on Aug 9, 2020 17:44:31 GMT
Possible justifications for the disaster were, macho bluster, extreme stupidity, and not consulting the instruction manual.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Aug 9, 2020 21:15:27 GMT
Manual labor is not something I enjoy--I would rather sit around doing crossword puzzles.
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Post by miles on Aug 9, 2020 21:34:06 GMT
Puzzles remained in the aftermath of the wrecked luxury vessel, the primary one being who pulled the plug at the bottom of the boat, letting in all the water.
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