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Post by Terra Incognita on Aug 24, 2019 4:44:22 GMT
There once was a man from New York Who tried eating soup with a fork When told: "You're a fool!" He played it real cool And whipped out his Swiss Army spork.
It's been a long day
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Post by donavan on Aug 28, 2019 18:09:08 GMT
There was a young man with two bums Who farted a lot amongst chums They laughed in his face Called him a disgrace So he blocked up both holes with his thumbs.
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Post by donavan on Sept 1, 2019 9:25:00 GMT
There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 15, 2021 23:59:38 GMT
There once was a Back Porch mayor Who decided to give up his chair. "Too much stress for me As you can plainly see For it caused me to lose all my hair."
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