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Post by anothersatellite on May 15, 2015 14:47:01 GMT
A comedian named Russell Brand Seemed to think masturbation was grand, But he viewed with distaste The gelatinous paste That accrued in the palm of his hand.
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May 15, 2015 16:23:41 GMT
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Post by donavan on May 15, 2015 16:23:41 GMT
Just a quick heads up Are we to make these Limericks up Or can we copy and paste At incredible pace And nick stuff more funny online.
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May 15, 2015 16:56:44 GMT
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Post by donavan on May 15, 2015 16:56:44 GMT
Ok, up and online didn't work.
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Post by Suzi on May 15, 2015 17:00:33 GMT
Ok, up and online didn't work. If bimble were here, he would tell you to step away from the sherry bottle.
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May 15, 2015 17:24:03 GMT
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Post by donavan on May 15, 2015 17:24:03 GMT
Ok, up and online didn't work. If bimble were here, he would tell you to step away from the sherry bottle. Where's the rest of it?
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May 15, 2015 17:28:46 GMT
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Post by donavan on May 15, 2015 17:28:46 GMT
Ok, up and online didn't work And now I'm feeling a jerk But it's better than nowt And well worth a shout So a few "thumbs up" and "likes" wouldn't hurt
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 15, 2015 20:15:07 GMT
Depending on where that thumb is up, it could hurt quite a bit
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Post by peggs on May 15, 2015 22:57:18 GMT
You’re walking alone in the park You think it’s alright in the dark? Of course it will be You’re right next to the sea And someone is jumping the shark
It rhymes, that's all I'm saying.
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Post by donavan on May 16, 2015 9:11:53 GMT
You’re walking alone in the park You think it’s alright in the dark? Of course it will be You’re right next to the sea And someone is jumping the shark It rhymes, that's all I'm saying. Makes mine look good
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May 16, 2015 10:57:57 GMT
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Post by donavan on May 16, 2015 10:57:57 GMT
There was an old gal from Cape Cod Who thought she was sleeping with God But it was not The Almighty With his hand up her nightie It was Roger the lodger, the sod
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Post by peggs on Aug 16, 2015 1:21:28 GMT
The dog days of summer are here It happens this time each year When the sun shines so bright And there's no end in sight You're glad for that icy cold beer
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Post by Mare on Aug 18, 2015 0:15:53 GMT
Wrote this one in high school: There once was a man called Quinn Who always made such a big din, That his brother, it's said, Tried to chop off his head But he missed and he chopped off his chin. I think I was 14 years old.
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Post by donavan on Aug 18, 2015 16:29:58 GMT
Wrote this one in high school: There once was a man called Quinn Who always made such a big din, That his brother, it's said, Tried to chop off his head But he missed and he chopped off his chin. I think I was 14 years old. Hmmn, don't call us.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Jan 26, 2016 2:12:11 GMT
There once was a man on this forum Who utterly lacked in decorum Folks could complain He was crass and profane But at least he would never bore 'em
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Jan 26, 2016 6:48:50 GMT
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Post by donavan on Jan 26, 2016 6:48:50 GMT
There was a young man from Liverpool
Well somebody's got to live there.
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