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Post by anothersatellite on Jun 9, 2015 12:55:45 GMT
I'm not dead yet...
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Post by donavan on Jun 9, 2015 13:46:01 GMT
Give it time.
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Post by Mr Tein on Jun 9, 2015 14:22:22 GMT
I've wounded it...
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Post by donavan on Jun 9, 2015 18:18:11 GMT
See the doctor, don't be embarrassed.
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Post by peggs on Jun 9, 2015 21:21:29 GMT
A thread like this you don't kill all at once. (variation of the punchline to a favorite joke*).
Traveling salesman, Bob, is on the road, out in the boonies, when his car breaks down. Local farmer, Glen, gets Bob's car to the local garage and invites Bob to join his family for the afternoon meal.
Everyone settles in at the table and there is an extra place setting. Then in trots a three legged pig and jumps up on the chair by said place setting. Glen introduces his family to Bob, then explains why the pig is at the table.
"George kept my son from falling in a well a couple of years back and last year, saved my daughter from being run over by a tractor. He's a special pig and we treat him like a member of the family."
"That's an amazing story and an amazing pig. What happened to his leg?", asked Bob.
"Well", said Glen, "a pig like that you don't eat all at once."
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Post by anothersatellite on Jun 12, 2015 15:03:01 GMT
That was one of my grandfather's favorites. Another: Bob saw a farmer lift a cow's tail, stick his thumb in, and then smear his lips with dung. When Bob asked why, the farmer said, "I have a cold sore." "Oh, is that an old country remedy?" "No, it just keeps me from licking my lips."
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jun 30, 2015 5:36:47 GMT
I can't let this thread die, so as an organ donor I have generously donated my appendix to this thread. That should keep it going for at least another month.
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Post by donavan on Jul 6, 2015 7:52:31 GMT
The forum might die taking all threads with it. Right said thread.
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Post by sticksman1 on Jul 6, 2015 10:41:12 GMT
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Post by donavan on Jul 6, 2015 11:21:50 GMT
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Post by sticksman1 on Jul 6, 2015 13:07:14 GMT
Ah, but it is in the application that is important, mon ami...
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Post by donavan on Jul 6, 2015 15:48:03 GMT
Si.....
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jul 8, 2015 3:10:33 GMT
I would feel terrible if I were to let this thread to die, so I have generously donated an item I smuggled out of the local hospital.
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Post by sticksman1 on Aug 10, 2015 12:38:53 GMT
Zap!
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Post by donavan on Aug 11, 2015 7:29:11 GMT
We have a pulse.
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