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Post by donavan on Mar 20, 2015 10:01:59 GMT
Why, "Sadly"
Granted, be gone pesky wing flappers.
I wish it was Friday.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 20, 2015 11:40:58 GMT
It is friday. yes the love of your life and your new partner is Friday from robinson crusoe. Hope youll be happy together
I wish I had a JCB
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 20, 2015 14:11:46 GMT
I hope JCB stands for jaundiced, corpulent body, because that is what you are getting.
I wish that I did not have the large patch in my lawn where the all of the grass died.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 20, 2015 14:14:18 GMT
Who knsow its been concreted over... and the police are investigating why you concreted your lawn and may dig the whole thing up
I wish I had a fez
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 20, 2015 14:21:01 GMT
Granted. It is a used fez, and the previous owner had head lice, eczema, and a propensity for using his hat as a makeshift toilet, but it is a fez, nonetheless.
I wish I didn't have to do laundry today.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 20, 2015 15:15:49 GMT
you dont but you do have to wear my fez
I wish I had a nice cup of coffee here to drink
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Post by anothersatellite on Mar 20, 2015 16:56:06 GMT
Sure! I just topped off your fez. Cream? Sugar?
I wish I knew how it all ends.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 20, 2015 19:19:36 GMT
Granted. By the way, when the rabid koalas rip you to shreds, try to look surprised.
I wish I hadn't been cut off in traffic earlier.
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Post by donavan on Mar 21, 2015 6:25:39 GMT
Granted. I hope they didn't cut off anything too important. Anyway it never happened now.
I wish my eyebrows would stop growing.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 23, 2015 10:34:55 GMT
They have but now your forechead is shrinking
I wish UKIP won the next election
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 24, 2015 2:06:32 GMT
Granted. The Ultra Kinky Id Pornographers have won in a landslide. First policy--mandatory dildo usage by all. That will make your Union Jack and make your flag unfurl.
I wish it hadn't started snowing again (and not an angel in sight).
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 24, 2015 12:59:53 GMT
It hasnt started snowing again. Sadly it has never stopped snowing and the drifts are now 200 feet deep and you are forced to wear ridculous platform shoes to exisit above snow level
I wish my Fez was dry cleaned
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Post by anothersatellite on Mar 24, 2015 17:53:50 GMT
It was, while you were napping in it. The skin will grow back, don't worry, but you may be blonde from here on out.
Wish I had more friends.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 24, 2015 18:51:49 GMT
Granted. Now how about lending a friend a hundred bucks?
I wish my DVR would quit rebooting, thus messing up the television programs I have scheduled to record.
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Post by Mr Tein on Mar 25, 2015 13:55:08 GMT
DVR gave up the ghoys, exploded, took out your tv, your hosue, your cat, half tghe street and you are now on the run as a suspected terrorist
I wish I was a world champion badger cathcer
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