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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 18, 2015 23:46:32 GMT
Granted, but you will paint like Mierda, the lesser known and completely untalented brother of Pablo Picasso.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 19, 2015 11:25:18 GMT
Granted but due to oncoming deafness you end up with the worlds supply of peas.
I wish dragons were real
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 19, 2015 14:49:17 GMT
Granted, but wait until you have to clean up the huge mounds of dragon shit in your yard.
I wish I could get a better night's sleep.
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Post by anothersatellite on Feb 21, 2015 21:39:38 GMT
What a coincidence! Your narcolepsy kicked in on while you were driving, and now you're in a coma. All the rest you need...
I wish I had a new job.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 21, 2015 21:58:54 GMT
Granted, but that job as a guillotine tester is only temporary.
I wish I had a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label Scotch.
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Post by Dr Hugbine on Feb 21, 2015 22:11:24 GMT
Granted, but regrettably someone has drunk all the whisky and replaced it with skunk "juice".
I wish I could teach the world to sing.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 21, 2015 22:24:46 GMT
Granted--we just wish you hadn't taught the world to sing Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy."
I wish I didn't have to shave every morning.
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Post by anothersatellite on Feb 22, 2015 16:50:06 GMT
Granted. The Brazillian wax team will see you now. And tomorrow. And the next day..
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 22, 2015 17:04:21 GMT
Granted, they're Disney dollars.
I wish I was married to the world's most beautiful woman.
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Post by peggs on Feb 22, 2015 17:49:24 GMT
Granted, but you are hounded by paparazzi day and night and live your life in misery. It gets to the point where you keep the shades drawn in your home all the time and you can't leave the house without being harassed. Both you and your beautiful wife eventually go mad and are committed to the psych ward of the local mental health hospital.
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I wish I weren't afraid of heights.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 22, 2015 22:47:26 GMT
Granted, and when you hit the bottom of that two-thousand-foot drop, you won't be afraid of anything else, either.
I wish the guy who delivers my newspaper would stop throwing the thing in the goddamned bushes.
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 23, 2015 12:47:43 GMT
granted and he now throws them in the bushes blessed by God. These are in a church about 32 minutes drive from your house.
I wish I could be President of the USofA
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 23, 2015 13:38:21 GMT
Granted--now meet your vice-president. And no, he won't share the belt. I wish my cereal would not get soggy when I add milk.
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Post by anothersatellite on Feb 23, 2015 13:58:35 GMT
Granted. Your Glassy-O's are ready. Just be careful not to chew. Or participate in any sports that ma job your bowels.
I wish I were taller.
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Post by Dr Hugbine on Feb 23, 2015 17:01:41 GMT
You are. But everyone else is even taller, so you're even shorter than everyone now.
I wish I was thinner.
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