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Post by Mare on Feb 15, 2015 4:11:00 GMT
...it sounded more like a percolator on a roller skate. This isn't going to work I
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Post by sticksman1 on Feb 15, 2015 13:13:38 GMT
inserted a ripe pineapple, crown first, into my
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 15, 2015 14:24:24 GMT
wallet for safekeeping, right next to my
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 15, 2015 18:37:06 GMT
folded up Marilyn Monroe pull-out with the staple marks in her
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Post by peggs on Feb 15, 2015 18:44:10 GMT
knees. I knew then that I needed to
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 15, 2015 21:31:40 GMT
return to my Alaskan roots and the orphanage where I often
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 15, 2015 22:21:44 GMT
curled up in a fetal position and drooled uncontrollably whenever I sensed
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 16, 2015 9:49:24 GMT
penguins nearby. The apple was very big in fact
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Post by lostjockey on Feb 16, 2015 10:36:22 GMT
it was New York where I started my first job as
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Post by sticksman1 on Feb 16, 2015 13:35:00 GMT
a blower for a glass vase making company. Putting my lips to
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Post by Dr Hugbine on Feb 16, 2015 14:50:36 GMT
die for (and my eyelashes to do very wicked things for) into action, I closed my eyes, drew in a deep breath, and
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Post by stickymoan on Feb 16, 2015 14:59:25 GMT
farted. Strolling briskly away to avoid suspicion, I stumbled and
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Post by Mr Tein on Feb 16, 2015 14:59:43 GMT
my boomerang wont come back. This is not good news
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Post by chrisb on Feb 16, 2015 15:09:45 GMT
For the Mrs as she always hoped I'd
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Post by Introvertigroo on Feb 17, 2015 0:28:13 GMT
admit that the marriage was a mistake and it only occurred because
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