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Post by Introvertigroo on Oct 12, 2019 0:21:43 GMT
Happy anniversary to Jimmy Carter, who won a Nobel Peace Prize on this date in 2002. I'm sure Trump's award has just been held up in the mail.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Oct 12, 2019 16:57:56 GMT
He's got a framed Time Magazine cover on the wall of the Mar-A-Lago foyer showing him and Kim sipping Trump Champagne from the yugest Nobel Peace Prize Cup you ever saw while political opponents are bazookaed into oblivion in the background.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Oct 13, 2019 0:46:33 GMT
Happy anniversary to Christopher Columbus, who reached the New World on this date in 1492, and later got the capital of Ohio named after him. Sail somewhere already inhabited, chop off the natives' hands in a despicable search for gold, and maybe some day you'll have a city named after you.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Oct 20, 2019 2:34:09 GMT
Happy anniversary to car designer John DeLorean, who was busted when trying to buy 55 pounds of cocaine on this date in 1982. That really blows.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Oct 30, 2019 1:36:08 GMT
Happy anniversary to Sir Walter Raleigh, who was decapitated on this date in 1618. I wonder if the prison grapevine gave him a head's-up on his fate.
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Post by Introvertigroo on Jan 20, 2020 2:34:53 GMT
Happy anniversary to Charles Wilkes, who claimed parts of Antarctica for the United States on this date in 1840. USA! USA! USA!
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Post by Introvertigroo on Mar 28, 2020 2:47:45 GMT
Happy anniversary to Viagra, approved by the FDA on this date in 1998, after a long, hard journey. A piece of ceremonial artwork will be erected in honor of this date (thought you might like a heads-up). If you are still waiting for the Cialis celebration, it may be hard on you, but hang on, and keep a stiff upper lip. Boner woody tent peg.
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Post by donavan on Mar 28, 2020 8:58:59 GMT
It's not all it's cracked UP to be. I found it a bit of a let DOWN.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Mar 28, 2020 12:13:15 GMT
No, no, no, no, noooo... No more genital puns, please. I c*n't stand them any longer. Signed, offended warty hermaphrodite.
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Post by donavan on Mar 28, 2020 12:52:44 GMT
I WOOD if I could but I can't.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Mar 28, 2020 12:54:23 GMT
Where's Intro when we need him? Hairy today, gone tomorrow.
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Post by donavan on Mar 28, 2020 12:57:31 GMT
He's self isolating. Keeping away from the general pubic.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Mar 28, 2020 13:15:46 GMT
He might be back sooner than you think. Willie or won't he, though?
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Post by donavan on Mar 28, 2020 15:49:13 GMT
He'll come soon enough.
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Post by Terra Incognita on Mar 28, 2020 15:50:49 GMT
It was only a splatter of time.
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