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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 5, 2024 14:27:45 GMT
365 lurkers this morning--the rumors of my dick pics must be going viral on the internet.
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Post by donavan on May 5, 2024 14:36:28 GMT
Internet trolls are XTC lurkers.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 5, 2024 15:34:38 GMT
Lurkers of the world--unite! Join the Back Porch tonight!
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Post by donavan on May 5, 2024 16:10:18 GMT
Tonight I will mostly be eating turnips.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 5, 2024 20:21:04 GMT
Turnips make good projectile weapons if their flavor does not appeal to you.
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Post by miles on May 5, 2024 20:21:35 GMT
Turnips were a staple of ancient Rome, along with barley and lead-flavored wine.
You know, it ticks me off when my post is made irrelevant by mere seconds.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 5, 2024 20:25:41 GMT
Seconds ticked off the clock as a ticked-off Miles checked to see if he had been beaten to the post once again by Introvertigo.
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Post by miles on May 5, 2024 20:28:18 GMT
Introvertigo employs AI to prepare his posts at lightning speed.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 5, 2024 20:32:17 GMT
Speed posting is a natural talent; also, I am a natural beauty, so I require neither computer assistance nor make-up.
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Post by miles on May 5, 2024 20:35:39 GMT
Make-up you two, this Israel-Palestine war is really not good for anyone.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 5, 2024 20:39:08 GMT
Anyone else already tired of the heat combined with high humidity? If you answered no, I invite you to eat hot shit.
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Post by donavan on May 6, 2024 7:16:24 GMT
Shit, it's that time of year again when we dress as Morris men and shake our bells.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 6, 2024 12:19:14 GMT
Bells are ringing in the town square, but the annual festival was last week, so I can only assume someone set the mayor's office on fire yet again.
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Post by donavan on May 6, 2024 17:22:46 GMT
Again we are disappointed by BP members who can't be arsed to post.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on May 6, 2024 18:46:40 GMT
Post limits are being proposed by Mayor Miles in the final days of his administration; he hopes that will decrease the odds of some posting on this thread mere seconds before he has a chance to enter his reply.
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