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Post by donavan on Mar 19, 2024 21:26:55 GMT
Pronouns: He Him His Hungry Hippo.
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Post by miles on Mar 20, 2024 20:49:08 GMT
Hippo once owned by Pablo Escobar, for sale cheap, no delivery available.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Mar 20, 2024 23:53:58 GMT
Available just in time for the changing weather--Don's breakaway hot pants; find them now at the Back Porch Gift Shop.
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Post by bluedemon25 on Mar 21, 2024 1:03:35 GMT
Shop for the version with extra deep kevlar lined darts holding pockets.
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Post by miles on Mar 21, 2024 3:17:09 GMT
Pockets of resistance remained in the interior, but the coast had been liberated from the goat people, by the seal people.
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Post by donavan on Mar 21, 2024 5:19:35 GMT
People say I look fab in my new spandex breakaway hot pants.
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Post by miles on Mar 21, 2024 18:43:02 GMT
Pants may be exchanged for a unikilt, if you like your legs to freeze.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 3, 2024 15:53:17 GMT
Freeze tag will be played in the back yard after lunch, so make sure you stretch properly before we play.
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Post by miles on Apr 6, 2024 1:18:51 GMT
Play that funky music, monochromatic boy.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 6, 2024 11:36:10 GMT
Boy, am I hungry--who wants to go out for hamburgers?
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Post by miles on Apr 7, 2024 1:16:40 GMT
Hamburgers bought on credit, come due Tuesday.
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Post by donavan on Apr 7, 2024 6:36:54 GMT
Tuesday's child is full of shit.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 7, 2024 12:25:45 GMT
Shit--I forgot to wish Don a happy birthday; after all, you only turn 39 once, or maybe twice, or perhaps half a dozen times in a lifetime.
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Post by miles on Apr 7, 2024 20:48:46 GMT
Lifetime supply of razor blades, won on a game show in the 1970s, now lies rusting in the garage after beards came back into fashion.
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Post by Finntrovertigo on Apr 8, 2024 11:07:24 GMT
Fashion tips from Miles in the next issue of Back Porch Style, available on newsstands now, if you can find a newsstand still standing.
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